Cine, Cultura

Real Women Have Curves Musical Review

Collage of Real Women Have curves. Includes a mural with an indigenous person and billboard saying "Somos Boyle Heights," the other pictures show Cindy and Sean standing in front of the play photo area and playbill

I had the privilege of seeing the penultimate showing of Real Women Have Curves. It was my first time seeing the original cast and third time seeing a Broadway musical. I loved it and wish I could tell everyone to go see it, but it closed the next day. 

I first saw a screening of the film version of Real Women Have Curves as a senior at UCLA (2001 or 2002). I had never seen the original play by Josefina Lopez, but liked the movie. I identified with Ana in a lot of ways. I saw myself in the daughter of Mexican immigrants who loved to write and hoped to go to college. I related with the tender relationships she had with her grandfather and father. And I had grandparents who worked as gardeners and seamstresses. But the similarities ended there. I didn’t have Ana’s confidence about her body and I got along well with my mom. She supported me going to college, but not far away. And to be honest, by the time I was picking where to go, I knew I wanted to be close to home.  

Over 20 years later I saw a new version adapted for Broadway that simultaneously felt of it’s time in 1987 and also relevant to 2025. Ana is still ambitious and confident and butts heads with her mother Carmen. But she also recognizes that her status as the only citizen in her family means her family needs her in ways she really doesn’t understand. Still she supports her sister Estela’s dressmaking business while also taking on an internship for a local newspaper where she meets a cute guy. Amidst this family drama, Estela and the women in her business also fear workplace raids by la Migra. But they can’t stop that from showing up because they have a big order of 200 dresses to complete in a short timeframe.

I was touched to see how Ana, her mother, and older sister all grow to understand each other. I was in tears when Carmen gives Ana a blanket made from many dresses to take with her to New York and Ana sings, “you’re the hero of the story, mamá it’s you.” Then Carmen gives her a blessing, “Go, Ana, as far as you want. Fly, mija, we are with you para siempre y que Dios te bendiga.” I was full on sobbing at that point, just like I am writing this review – probably why I never finished the post.

The weekend I saw the play was about 10 years after I moved from LA to Ithaca. I recalled how Papá Chepe gave me and Xavi blessings at his bedside. When we got to LAX, my brother Danny gave me a big hug and my mom gave us her own blessing. Then Xavi and I walked toward security. We’d join Sean who was waiting for us after driving cross-country with my dad. There were a lot of tears.

Now this Ana, I could understand in a way that would’ve never made sense when I was 21.

Curtain call of Real Women Have Curves. Collage displays two photos of seven Latina actors. The women wear formal gowns in bright colors like pink, red or teal. One actor wears a white suit and one wears an orange suit. The background shows Doña Estela written surrounded by flowers and a purple mosaic pattern.

If Real Women Have Curves is produced again, you must go see it. I promise, you’ll love it and be singing “Make It Work” or “If I Were A Bird” (ca-caw!) or “I Got It Wrong” again and again. Oh, and take tissues. If you’re a chillona like me, you’ll need them.

Other notes: 

  • Our family has listened to the OBC multiple times. The kids’ favorite song is probably “If I Were A Bird” (because they get to say “ca-caw!” and “I’d shit on that”) and mine changes based on how I’m feeling that day.
  • Xavi was a little bummed he didn’t go, but some of the jokes were pretty adult. There’s a whole song about menopause, Adios Andrés
  • All props go to the creatives who designed the set and details. They were so authentic I felt like I was back in the ‘80s at my grandparents’ house in East LA. Ana’s father dressed just like my Grandpa Bartolo (flannel shirt, Dickie’s work pants, and boots) and her mom had the same apron I’ve seen on my grandmother and tías.
  • The co-leads are supporting cast were all amazing. It was a real treat to see Justina Machado who was nominated for a Tony for this performance and has been in other shows I’ve enjoyed (One Day at a Time, Six Feet Under). She also originated the role of Ana in the stage version in 1992, so it was a full circle moment. Ana and Estela were played by two women making their Broadway debuts, Tatianna Córdoba and Florencia Cuenca, respectively. Florencia also made history in being the first Mexican immigrant originating a co-leading role on Broadway.
  • The audience was so enthusiastic and cheering like crazy, especially for the performance of the title song, “Real Women Have Curves.”
  • Latino USA has a great interview with co-leads Tatianna Córdoba and Florencia Cuenca that reflects on how hard it is to make a Broadway show successful
  • Why yes writing this took me quite a while because I got sucked into a YouTube rabbit hole of videos. Enjoy!

This video features “Jugglin'”, “Flying Away” and “Daydream”

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Cine, Los Angeles

The Simpsons table-read

There’s many reasons I enjoy my job. Namely, I like working with college students to help them meet their goals. The additional perks are pretty cool. This summer, I got to attend field trips as a chaperone to the Aquarium of the Pacific, Disneyland and California Adventure and a biotech company’s campus. Those were all part of coordinating one of the summer research programs.

After the Simpsons table read

Yesterday’s staff field trip took us to the Fox Studios a few miles away in Century City for a table-read of a Simpsons episode.

This isn’t the first time I’ve been up close with the entertainment industry. It’s hard to avoid it living in LA and attending/working at UCLA. Years ago, I walked in on the filming of an Old School scene. A couple of years before that, I was in a Destiny’s Child video with the UCLA Marching Band. I auditioned for MTV and have been an extra in big audience scenes. And like every other Angeleño, I spot a celebrity every once in a while.

Been watching these guys since the Tracy Ullman show

All those experiences were memorable in their own way, but the table-read stands out. It was surreal hearing the voices behind the characters (Yeardley Smith, Nancy Cartwright, Dan Castellenata, Julie Kavner, Hank Azaria, Pamela Hayden) just a few feet away. I geeked out when Cartwright did Nelson Muntz’s “ha ha!” mocking laugh. Those who know me know I do that at inappropriate times. I had to calm down my inner 9 year old who has been watching since The Tracey Ullman Show days and who was super jealous of all the other kids with Bart Simpson “Eat My Shorts!” and “Ay Caramba!” t-shirts from being overly starstruck.

The show runner, Al Jean, narrated the action and gags yet to be animated while the actors read their parts for writers, producers and several guests. Someone in the office knows a writer, hence the invitation. Sean came along too. The episode itself was quite funny, I can’t wait to see how it turns out.

After the reading, we were informed by a coworker that the actors would sign scripts. A few of the actors rushed out, but a few remained and were gracious enough to sign autographs and take photos. Sean and I got signatures from Azaria, Cartwright (she had the longest line, but it moved quickly), and Hayden. I should’ve told Azaria that I love Bumblebee Man more than Moe. I didn’t get to take a picture with a VIP guest, Jane Krakowski — I love 30 Rock! Jane was busy speaking to others. We checked out the studio store, discussed the next steps for the episode and then returned to work.

I’m glad we got in once last field trip before summer officially ended and the students returned to campus for the fall quarter.

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Cine, Historia

This day in Chicano history: Paul Rodriguez (1955)

January 19, 1955:
Paul Rodriguez was born in Culiacán, Sinaloa, México

From Wikipedia:

Rodriguez was born in Culiacán, Sinaloa, México to Mexican agriculture ranchers. His family migrated to East Los Angeles, where he enlisted in the military; he was stationed in Iceland and Duluth, Minnesota. Rodriguez endorsed Meg Whitman in the 2010 California gubernatorial election.

Really? Meg Whitman? I didn’t know he was a Republican. It’s always a little surprising when I hear of a famous Latino who is not aligned with the Democratic party. Maybe there’s something about Mexicans who grew up in Compton (hey, HP!).

Like a lot of people my age, I first remember Rodriguez as the recent probably-not-legal immigrant, Javier, who shows up at Rudy’s house in Born in East LA. Javier gets freaked out by the television and telephone while Rudy (Cheech Marin) is getting accidentally deported. Over the years, Rodriguez has been in several other films, television shows, done voice over work and recorded comedy albums and television shows. If you Google him, you might get some results for his son, Paul, a pro skateboarder. P-Rod made one of my favorite commercials a few years ago. Check it out.

Reading up on Paul Rodriguez brought a question to mind. If there was a Latino version of the Kevin Bacon game, who would take the place of Bacon?

I’d choose any of the following:
Paul Rodriguez
Edward James Olmos
Lupe Ontiveros
Cheech Marin
Hector Elizondo

All actors are veterans and have been in many mainstream and Latino-focused movies and television shows. In the past, I was pretty sure it was Eddie Olmos. I wrote up mini analyses of Born in East LA and La Bamba, but got lazy and abandoned the project. One of the things I looked for in the Latino LA-based films was an Olmos connection.

Photo via Instant Riverside.

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Cine, Cultura, Historia

This day in Chicana herstory: Eva Longoria

March 15, 1975
I used to watch Desperate Housewives. I couldn’t stand Eva Longoria’s character, Gabrielle Solis, in early seasons, but she was one of the few Latinas on TV. So I kept watching. Then I read a profile on her in some magazine while getting a pedicure. She seemed kind of likable.

Longoria doesn’t shy away from her ethnicity, unlike other Latina actresses (cough, Jessica Alba, cough). She seems very committed to various philanthropic causes and charities, including Eva’s Heroes for children with developmental disabilities. Eva’s Heroes is quite personal as Longoria’s older sister has developmental disabilities. I don’t know if she’s really a great person, or if her publicists just make her look good.

Last week, I highlighted the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo and mentioned that it was supposed to protect those who had been granted land before the Mexican American War. These people are the original Chicanos who can actually say, “we didn’t cross the borders, the borders crossed up.” Apparently, Longoria’s ancestors are one of those families. I knew they had been in Texas a long time, but they went way back.

In 2009, she enrolled in the Chicano Studies master’s program at CSUN. I remember this news spreading through Facebook. My friends in the program were ecstatic, especially the men who couldn’t wait to offer to be a study partner. I don’t think they’ve ever seen her. Maybe she’s taking the classes online.

Happy birthday, Eva.

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Cine

Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking.

“I could have swore you wrote this,” Sean said in an IM (even though he’s in Westwood Village and I’m on campus).

“I didn’t,” but I’ve written something very similar (the advantages of blogging for nearly 10 years). I fished around the archives of my current and old blog and found the post. It’s still relevant.

Oh yes. Sean passes the test. Of course he does.

yeah, yeah, i love the sandlot [04.18.05]

Last fall I accompanied my best guy friend, Eligio, to the movies. I can’t remember what we watched, but for some reason I think it was related to sports. Anyway, I mentioned that I loved baseball movies and The Sandlot was my favorite. And then Eligio dropped a bomb on me. He confessed that he had never seen the film.

I said something along the lines of, “You’re killing me, Eligio! What?! We’ve been friends how long? How come I never knew this about you?!”

From that point on, our friendship has been different and even a little strained.

It might have not surprised me if Eligio was not as much of a baseball fan as me. We have a lot in common and I just assumed that he always caught on to the frequent references I make to The Sandlot in everyday dialogue. But he hadn’t.

When the film was released in 1993, I immediately loved it. Rather, I loved Benny “the Jet” Rodriguez (Mike Vitar). Yeah-yeah, I was swooning every single time Benny’s beautiful face and intense green eyes filled the screen.

It didn’t hurt that the film was focused on one of my favorite subjects, baseball, that there was plenty of witty dialogue, and that Benny was the star of the film.

If you ask me what my all-time favorite film is, I will always respond with The Sandlot. There are other films I enjoy that are more profound, artistic, and (let’s face it) mature. However, these are films I’ve liked for a much shorter time.

I’ve watched The Sandlot dozens of times in the last twelve years and still have not outgrown the humor and silly gags. If you watch it with me, you might even get annoyed because I have the habit of quoting nearly every line.

I currently do a Sandlot test of most people I meet. I quote a few lines and see if he/she catch the reference. If he/she doesn’t, I know we’re not soulmates nor is he/she a potential best friend. Yeah yeah, it is that serious.

A few of my favorite lines [The Sandlot script]:

  • Benny: Anyone who wants to be a can’t-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama’s bra, raise your hand.
  • Benny: Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking.
  • Benny: I bet you get straight A’s and shit.
    Smalls: No, I got a B once, but it should have been an A…
  • Squints: If you’da been thinkin you wouldn’t ‘a thought that.
  • Squints: It’s about time Benny, my clothes are goin’ outta style.
  • The Babe: Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you’ll never go wrong.
  • Ham: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s’more?
    Smalls: I haven’t had anything.
    Ham: No, do you wanna s’more?
    Smalls: How can I have some more of nothing?
    Ham: You’re killing me Smalls!
  • Ham: This pop isn’t workin’, Benny! I’m bakin’ like a toasted cheeser! It’s so hot here!
  • Smalls (adult): Even my own mom, a grown-up girl, knew who Babe Ruth was.
  • Ham: You play ball like a girl!
  • Squints: Come on, Benny. Man. The kid is a L, 7, WEENIE!
    Yeah Yeah: Yeah-yeah, a real square
    Squints: Oscar Meyer even, foot-long, a Dodger Dog!
  • Mr. Mertle: Baseball was life! And I was good at it… real good.
  • Squints: forever!
  • Mom: You’ll always be just an egghead with an attitude like that.

Photo credit: Sean

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