Puro Pedo Magazine’s new issue came out this week. To download a pdf copy just click here. The following article, “10 Signs You Are Dating an Insecure Pendejo,” was written by a few women on staff and is in this month’s issue. I’m sure you can add your own signs. We came up with about two dozen, but had to whittle down the list.
As an independent Chicana it can be hard to find a partner that embraces you and doesn’t feel like he’s walking in your shadow. The mujeres of Puro Pedo Magazine have devised 10 Insecure Pendejo Indicators to help you out in your quest to find someone as wonderful as you..
- After breaking up, he keeps calling to ask why you havent called him.
- He decides he wants a second chance only after you have moved on.
- After 9 months of dating, he still hasnt changed his relationship status on MySpace.
- He gives you a quota of three accomplishments per year.
- His idea of fun is watching Family Guy and drinking beer.
- He is more concerned with your weight than he is with his own.
- He keeps asking you for a threesome for his birthday.
- He gets jealous when you hug your male cousins at family parties.
- He convinces you not to break up with him so that he can break up with you later.
- You read this article to him and hes not laughing.
Tu sabes, if he is an insecure pendejo he just might not be secure enough to be with you so dont be an insecure pendeja and move on.
DISCLAMER: The material for this article came from a variety of sources. Any similarities to an actual insecure pendejo is out of mere coincidence.