One of the reasons Sean likes me is because I’m not that nice. I can be mean, sarcastic and snarky. I don’t think it comes across in my blog much because I’m pretty good at self-editing when it comes to writing. In person? A whole other story.
I’m letting my inner mean girl come out and entering Angry Runner’s health living blogger macro contest. Some other bloggers (Marie, Kaley) have already submitted some hilarious entries.
I tried my hand at some and went a little crazy…
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I can haz oatmeal. jajaja. you are way snarkier on gchat than in person. maybe I’m used to your crassness
LOVE THESE!!
These are great! I can haz nut butter nom nom nom. BRB – emasculating the hubs! LOLOLOL. Good job.
Ha! I am guilty of No. 1. But at least I am not taking my post-run shots with three layers of makeup and the most flattering Myspace angle. I shoot sweat, snot, zits and all. Running! So glam.
I do enjoy some healthy living blogs; that said, the ones that take shots of everything they eat every single day are one big snooze. How do those get so popular?
ahahahhahahaha…I think you may have just won with this one.
wahhh mine aren’t as funny!
I think the last 2 are my favorite. Well played, madame. well played.
Haha “BRB emasculating the hubs!” <-definitely my favorite so far.
I find this funny, and a reflection of what we all wish we could say… 😉
I had fun trying to imagine what blogs/forums inspired these. And agreed w/ above commenters- I don’t really buy emasculation as a concept in 2011, but the phrasing was grade-A snark.
AR directed me to this post for an example of exemplary memeing. And she is correct. Brava.
I enjoyed this more than anything else I have seen on the internet in oh, a week. Maybe that makes me a little bit evil. You, however, are genius. Bravo!!
Hahaha, these are so amazing- oh, I’m sorry. I meant AMAZEBALLS. (Ew, I just threw up in my mouth just from typing that) Hilarious!
Hahahahahahahahahaha! I appreciate snark. My brother would say I’m the queen of it, but it’s only cause I had to hold my own against him & our older cousins!! Hah
OMFG. hilarrzzz. I love to emasculate my hubs! *nom*nom*
I speak snark.
I’m not a bitch, I’m just honest. I can’t stand self portraits after runs! Yuck, gross. You look like you just had bad sex. Who wants to see that?
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